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My best friend got married in June to a very wonderful man she met on eHarmony. This meant that amid wedding plans, there was lots of encouragement for me to give it a shot (again). Unfortunately, while writing my maid of honor toast and, probably, drinking a beer, I began to think that maybe she was right and I should sign up for eHarmony. So I did.
That was how I spent $83.70, the same amount of money for which I could have had one extra large Snazzy Napper, a hot dog shaped hamburger mold, and Pink Kush Supports.
My first indication that things on eHarmony had already gone awry was within a few days.
And then there was this.
But I’m not here to talk about my horrible matches directly (of which there are plenty). I’m here to talk about my horrible matches indirectly.
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After only talking to one man who got weird, possibly a little serial-killery, and who only ate turkey bacon and then being matched with a devout Jehovah’s Witness in another state, I decided to call customer service. This is more difficult than you’d think because this is what happens when you try to find a customer service number on the eHarmony website.
After skirting eHarmony’s avoidance of providing customer service by googling for the number, I made the phone call (844-544-3179, if you’re looking for it). My conversation with the “customer service rep” went something like this.
Me: Hey, I don’t like the people I’m being matched with and the last straw is that you matched me with a Jehovah’s Witness in another state. Not only would be not be a good match, we would fucking hate each other. This basically shows me that you’ve run out of people to match me with.
CSR: Well, let’s take a look at your settings. It looks like you say you can be matched with Christians.
Me: Yes, that’s because “Christian” is a very vague term and it doesn’t mean much to most people, and I’m not sure you’d have anybody left to match me with if I uncheck that box.
- He posted a horrible blurry picture on eHarmony of when he was bearded, heavier, and really tan so I had no idea who I was looking for. Luckily, he flagged me down and I was pleasantly surprised. Steve was a little annoyed but he got over it. Evenly Yoked - Dating for Jehovah's Witnesses Singles.
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My proposal was that eHarmony would not offer me a refund, but instead shut down my account, and not take any more money. They said “no.”
CSR: Well, we can shut down your profile, but you’ll have to make the other two payments first.
Me: So let me get this straight: You want me to pay the same price but for less service?
CSR: Well, we have to collect the remaining payments before we make any changes to your account and profile.
Me: Ok, well, I guess I’ll just entertain myself by sending screenshots of ridiculous profiles to my friends for a few months longer.
I have now paid my three easy payments, and eHarmony is routinely warning me that my time with them is drawing to a close. I will be released from this bondage on December 17, 2015.
Of my last 100 matches, 84 of them have been outside of my preference settings which I think are roughly equal to my real life odds. Of the 16 matches that were within my preferences, 100% of them were of zero interest to me.
I’m pretty sure eHarmony’s algorithm is basically, throw ’em what we’ve got, much like the real world.
Friends, learn from my mistakes, don’t give eHarmony money to do what visiting church or what visiting that weird guy at work’s mom’s basement could do for you. Just don’t.
New items collected just for this issue of Battle Cry exceed two dozen on the threat of the LGBT assault on Christians. In California, a new LGBT curriculum for public schools has been approved by Education Department officials. Second graders will now learn about families with two moms or two dads. Fourth graders will learn about Harvey Milk, a 'pioneering gay politician' in San Francisco who romanced teen boys and ended up murdered in his office. Other LGBT people and milestones in history will be laced into lessons all the way up the grades.
Elsewhere in California, Christian colleges are watching a couple of bills in committee. Both deal with 'discrimination' by the schools toward LGBTQ applicants. One stipulates that, if the school accepts students who receive Cal Grants, a state scholarship, it must certify that it will not 'discriminate' on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identity, or gender expression. This prevents the school from holding up any biblical standard if they accept students who receive this state aid.
The other bill also pressures Christian schools that hold a Federal exemption from anti-discrimination laws, which prevents them from being forced to hire homosexuals and accept non-believers as students. The proposed bill demands posting of signs on campus explaining their 'discriminatory' policies. This invites lawsuits by anyone 'offended' by these policies.
In Southern California, Robert O. Lopez, a Bible-believing professor at Cal State University in Northridge forfeited his tenure and his job rather than sacrifice his belief in God`s plan for marriage. After being forced to resign, he writes: 'I had served for eight years under a dean trained in Women`s Studies, surrounded in her executive suite by lesbians and feminists, who hated me for celebrating the beauty and glory of chastity and Biblical love. I could not have my relationship with Jesus Christ and this job simultaneously. The choice was not that difficult.' After years of hacked computers, vandalized office, and false complaints against him, Lopez gave it up for Jesus Christ.
It seems that Christian parents hoping to protect their kids` innocence have nowhere to hide them. Even 'Nickelodeon 'makes history` with its first 'gay married` couple in kids cartoon,' the headline reads. Viewers discover that Lincoln Loud in The Loud House has a friend with two dads.
Of course, it is not all new because Nickelodeon had already 'introduced' a bisexual couple in The Legend of Korra in 2014. Similar episodes have recently showed up on the Disney Channel`s Good Luck Charlie, and the Cartoon Network in Clarence.
Churches in Iowa are having to fight a new interpretation of Iowa`s civil rights act. An amendment was added prohibiting 'discrimination' in 'public accommodations' because of a person`s sex, sexual orientation or gender identity.
Since churches 'accommodate the public,' a strict interpretation of the law would force churches to hire practicing homosexuals. It could even open them to lawsuits if a transgender person was offended by biblical preaching or was prevented from using the bathroom of their choice.
Many Christian businesses have also been attacked for their stand against same-sex marriage. Christian bakers and florists have lost their businesses in lawsuits for refusing to participate in same-sex weddings. ChristianMingle and eHarmony were both forced to include same-sex ads in their dating service.
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